Saturday, January 9, 2010

30 things to do in an elevator...

My Friends wanted me to post this. I hope you like it guys!

30 things to do in an elevator

1)When there's only one other passenger on the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn't you.
2)Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile and go back for more.
3)Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
4)Drop a pen, and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream "That's mine!"
5)Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
6)Move your desk into the elevator, whenever someone gets on ask if they have an appointment.
7)Lay down a twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
8)Leave a box in the corner, when someone gets on, ask if they hear something ticking.
9)Ask "Did you feel that?"
10)Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
11)When the doors close, announce to everyone, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
12)Swat at flies that don't exist.
13)Call out, "Group hug!", then enforce it.
14)Grimace painfully while smacking your head and muttering "Shut up! All of you just shut up!"
15)Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask ,"Got enough air in there?"
16)Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
17)Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!"
18)Wear a puppet on your hand, use it to talk to the other passengers.
19)Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
20)Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on."
21)Draw a little square on the floor with chalk, and announce to the other passengers, "This is my personal space."
22)Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
23)Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
24)When at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open up themselves.
25)Greet everyone getting on with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
26)On the highest floor, demand that the doors stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go"plink" at the bottom.
27)When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back, "Oh not now, dang motion sickness!"
28)Meow occasionally.
29)Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
30)Frown and mutter, "Gotta go, gotta go!", then sigh and say, "Uh, oh!"